Hm...that image you posted of my name contained my full name in it. I tend not to post my full name in the internets. Any of em. \-O-/

(Yours only has your first name in it at least)

You should go to work for me.

Wow, I completely missed that second post. You should have said something on IM. I was just sitting around all night.

I'm back.

For sure. That's the most any of us can hope for.
Ever.

See you all in a week.

where ya going??!

(23:06:07) Sneeker: im listening to silence
(23:06:13) luseraim: ooo which album?
(23:06:15) Sneeker: the heater kicking in and out
(23:06:21) luseraim: oh nice i used to have that one
(23:06:24) Sneeker: making the blinds move
(23:06:31) luseraim: that's my fav track too!
(23:06:31) Sneeker: its a good one

And the next day:

(14:37:39) Sneeker: i luurve the incest

ones you may wanna post on message of the hour...or not.

i spend entirely too much time online. i know, userlame, you make think this is Impossible, buuuut look at the shit i'm wasting time reading!

There once was a vampire called Mable
Whose periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
She took up a spoon
And drank herself under the table

There was a young man from Stamboul
Who discovered red spots on his tool
Said the doctor, a cynic
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"

A lovely young lady called Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

[Fixed your bold ]

ones you may wanna post on message of the hour...or not.

i spend entirely too much time online. i know, userlame, you make think this is Impossible, buuuut look at the shit i'm wasting time reading!

There once was a vampire called Mable
Whose periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
She took up a spoon
And drank herself under the table

There was a young man from Stamboul
Who discovered red spots on his tool
Said the doctor, a cynic
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"

A lovely young lady called Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

[Fixed your bold ]

I like this better than the original picture.

GIMP! i luuuurve that thing.

the pic looks creepy cool tho.

If she [userlame.com] ever manages to get logged in anyway.

hahaha! i didn't see this thread until today.

and yes, i did get logged in.

Go watch this video [userlame.com] (Ed: now on userlame.com). Be sure you watch at least up to Punch Drunk Drunk Punch. If you like it, tell more people.

I think it's quite funny and google video has given me the medium to share it. Enjoy.

PS - I strongly recommend watching at original or double size. If it gets all stretchy-resized it looks like crap.

Here's something funny:


Kitty [stuffonmycat.com]

I just spent entirely too much time on this website. laughing almost to the point of tears..

UPDATE: this is even funnier...it's like Orion

Kitty2 [stuffonmycat.com]

Hey hey I got some new ink last night! My arm piece has begun. It's still rather weepy and icky looking but I wanted to get some pics up asap. And big BIG thanks to alpha_ox for doing it for me. He did an awesome job and he's cool shit. Go tell him so [xanga.com].

So without further ado, here's what it looks like now:





Aw, lookit the kitty in the background.

[Read on through the rest of this thread [userlame.com] for updates as the tattoo is completed]

hehe. does this mean you /really/ do poop 80 lbs a day and sleep standing up??

Hey go check out this video [wimp.com]. I thought it was kinda lame at first, but it gets a lot better.

This kid can do some cool stuff.

Also, check out their website [emcmonkeys.com].

In the same vein: check out the Russians [video.google.com].

Hey look at this sweet laptop [cgi.ebay.com]! Doesn't it make you just wanna click Buy It Now? Please?

Somebody bought it! No longer for sale!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Go check out 'Let them sing it for you [sr.se].' It's pretty much 10 times awesome plus 1. You just put in whatever words you want and they get pulled out of a database of songs.

I'm gonna try putting in some real song lyrics and see what it sounds like.

HAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious. Go put in:
It's hilarious!

Go check out 'Let them sing it for you [sr.se].' It's pretty much 10 times awesome plus 1. You just put in whatever words you want and they get pulled out of a database of songs.

I'm gonna try putting in some real song lyrics and see what it sounds like.

HAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious. Go put in:
It's hilarious!

Cause he [tourettesguy.com] is funny as hell.

Watch all the videos [tourettesguy.com]. They are hilarious!!@$!

its really not that funny to make fun of people with disabilities you know!?

PISS!

Gone campin.

That was fun!

3:37am my time...
Message of the hour from userlame.com:
There was a young lady named Schneider Who often kept trysts with a spider. She found a strange bliss, In the hiss of her piss, As it strained through the cobwebs inside her.

3:37am my time...
Message of the hour from userlame.com:
There was a young lady named Schneider Who often kept trysts with a spider. She found a strange bliss, In the hiss of her piss, As it strained through the cobwebs inside her.

Join me on undernet [irc.undernet.org]. I'll probably be writing crap all day. Come and tell me a story.

Join me on undernet [irc.undernet.org]. I'll probably be writing crap all day. Come and tell me a story.

I shouldn't be allowed to play around with the site css this late. I'm tired, and I just started having fun. Wow. Just...yikes [userlame.com].

I shouldn't be allowed to play around with the site css this late. I'm tired, and I just started having fun. Wow. Just...yikes [userlame.com].

Should have a required handwriting course. Especially when writing tickets. At a minimum, numbers should be forced to actually resemble the characters they represent.

I was supposed to go to court tomorrow for a traffic citation. I didn't have to appear, but I really wanted to have the chance to go and talk to the judge. My fine would have most likely at least been reduced. Unfortunately, when the cop wrote my court date his writing ability was evidently out to lunch. It told me I was to appear on 10/19/05. Unfortunately, this guy writes his 4s exactly the same as his 9s. So yeah, I was supposed to be in court last week on the 14th. Not the 19th. That made me a bit upset.

I couldn't get a decent pic of the citation, but I don't see how anyone could possibly read it as 14.

GRAWR. THAT'S MY UPSET ROAR.

Should have a required handwriting course. Especially when writing tickets. At a minimum, numbers should be forced to actually resemble the characters they represent.

I was supposed to go to court tomorrow for a traffic citation. I didn't have to appear, but I really wanted to have the chance to go and talk to the judge. My fine would have most likely at least been reduced. Unfortunately, when the cop wrote my court date his writing ability was evidently out to lunch. It told me I was to appear on 10/19/05. Unfortunately, this guy writes his 4s exactly the same as his 9s. So yeah, I was supposed to be in court last week on the 14th. Not the 19th. That made me a bit upset.

I couldn't get a decent pic of the citation, but I don't see how anyone could possibly read it as 14.

GRAWR. THAT'S MY UPSET ROAR.

So evidently I'm not allowed to sleep today. Or tomorrow. Sure. Reshingle the fucking roof. Pound away. Oh that's cute you can make rhythms with your hammers. IT'S FUCKING IRRITATING. Oh, and not to mention they'll be here to put in new windows...oh, today maybe, tomorrow maybe. Just keep your pets locked up. Just in case we decide to show up. Yeah, so I have to work oh well. I'll just keep the cat in the closet all day. Fuck. that. And fuck you landlord. FUCK THIS IS FUCKING ANNOYING. I WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP BUT I DON'T GET TO FOR THE NEXT 2 DAYS AT LEAST. YIPPEE.

In other news, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING WRONG. Eat me.

Also, the cam will be down for the next couple days. BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING USE MY COMPUTER. BECAUSE MY DESK IS NEAR THE WINDOWS AND OH FUCK I HAVE TO MOVE EVERYTHING OUT OF THE WAY FOR THESE FUCKS. I swear to god they touch one of these boxes or knock my server offline or fucking anything I'm going to kill them.

Yes, I'm ranting. I don't really fucking care. I'M LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT IN THIS PLACE. FUCK. EVERYONE.

Bastards. Now they're fucking coming back again tomorrow to put on the trim. Like they couldn't have just done that today. They were here maybe a half hour. Now my desk has to stay down another day.





GET OUT OF MY ROOM.