Old and done, but I came across these today and had a good chuckle so I thought I'd share.

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. "
- George W. Bush

" The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

" We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

" Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

" A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

Old and done, but I came across these today and had a good chuckle so I thought I'd share.

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. "
- George W. Bush

" The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

" We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

" Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

" A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

OOOoOoOOOOooOo >=D

Hm...that image you posted of my name contained my full name in it. I tend not to post my full name in the internets. Any of em. \-O-/

(Yours only has your first name in it at least)

You should go to work for me.

Wow, I completely missed that second post. You should have said something on IM. I was just sitting around all night.

I'm back.

For sure. That's the most any of us can hope for.
Ever.

See you all in a week.

where ya going??!

(23:06:07) Sneeker: im listening to silence
(23:06:13) luseraim: ooo which album?
(23:06:15) Sneeker: the heater kicking in and out
(23:06:21) luseraim: oh nice i used to have that one
(23:06:24) Sneeker: making the blinds move
(23:06:31) luseraim: that's my fav track too!
(23:06:31) Sneeker: its a good one

And the next day:

(14:37:39) Sneeker: i luurve the incest

ones you may wanna post on message of the hour...or not.

i spend entirely too much time online. i know, userlame, you make think this is Impossible, buuuut look at the shit i'm wasting time reading!

There once was a vampire called Mable
Whose periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
She took up a spoon
And drank herself under the table

There was a young man from Stamboul
Who discovered red spots on his tool
Said the doctor, a cynic
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"

A lovely young lady called Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

[Fixed your bold ]

ones you may wanna post on message of the hour...or not.

i spend entirely too much time online. i know, userlame, you make think this is Impossible, buuuut look at the shit i'm wasting time reading!

There once was a vampire called Mable
Whose periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
She took up a spoon
And drank herself under the table

There was a young man from Stamboul
Who discovered red spots on his tool
Said the doctor, a cynic
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"

A lovely young lady called Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

[Fixed your bold ]

I like this better than the original picture.

GIMP! i luuuurve that thing.

the pic looks creepy cool tho.

If she [userlame.com] ever manages to get logged in anyway.

hahaha! i didn't see this thread until today.

and yes, i did get logged in.

Go watch this video [userlame.com] (Ed: now on userlame.com). Be sure you watch at least up to Punch Drunk Drunk Punch. If you like it, tell more people.

I think it's quite funny and google video has given me the medium to share it. Enjoy.

PS - I strongly recommend watching at original or double size. If it gets all stretchy-resized it looks like crap.

Here's something funny:


Kitty [stuffonmycat.com]

I just spent entirely too much time on this website. laughing almost to the point of tears..

UPDATE: this is even funnier...it's like Orion

Kitty2 [stuffonmycat.com]

Hey hey I got some new ink last night! My arm piece has begun. It's still rather weepy and icky looking but I wanted to get some pics up asap. And big BIG thanks to alpha_ox for doing it for me. He did an awesome job and he's cool shit. Go tell him so [xanga.com].

So without further ado, here's what it looks like now:





Aw, lookit the kitty in the background.

[Read on through the rest of this thread [userlame.com] for updates as the tattoo is completed]

hehe. does this mean you /really/ do poop 80 lbs a day and sleep standing up??

Hey go check out this video [wimp.com]. I thought it was kinda lame at first, but it gets a lot better.

This kid can do some cool stuff.

Also, check out their website [emcmonkeys.com].

In the same vein: check out the Russians [video.google.com].

Hey look at this sweet laptop [cgi.ebay.com]! Doesn't it make you just wanna click Buy It Now? Please?

Somebody bought it! No longer for sale!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Go check out 'Let them sing it for you [sr.se].' It's pretty much 10 times awesome plus 1. You just put in whatever words you want and they get pulled out of a database of songs.

I'm gonna try putting in some real song lyrics and see what it sounds like.

HAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious. Go put in:
It's hilarious!

Go check out 'Let them sing it for you [sr.se].' It's pretty much 10 times awesome plus 1. You just put in whatever words you want and they get pulled out of a database of songs.

I'm gonna try putting in some real song lyrics and see what it sounds like.

HAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious. Go put in:
It's hilarious!

Cause he [tourettesguy.com] is funny as hell.

Watch all the videos [tourettesguy.com]. They are hilarious!!@$!

its really not that funny to make fun of people with disabilities you know!?

PISS!

Gone campin.

That was fun!

3:37am my time...
Message of the hour from userlame.com:
There was a young lady named Schneider Who often kept trysts with a spider. She found a strange bliss, In the hiss of her piss, As it strained through the cobwebs inside her.

3:37am my time...
Message of the hour from userlame.com:
There was a young lady named Schneider Who often kept trysts with a spider. She found a strange bliss, In the hiss of her piss, As it strained through the cobwebs inside her.

Join me on undernet [irc.undernet.org]. I'll probably be writing crap all day. Come and tell me a story.

Join me on undernet [irc.undernet.org]. I'll probably be writing crap all day. Come and tell me a story.

I shouldn't be allowed to play around with the site css this late. I'm tired, and I just started having fun. Wow. Just...yikes [userlame.com].

I shouldn't be allowed to play around with the site css this late. I'm tired, and I just started having fun. Wow. Just...yikes [userlame.com].